THEORY: There are icebergs in the Amazon
According to Leonardo DiCaprio’s interview with the New York Times, even naked Amazonians dig Titanic:
Mr. DiCaprio said he hadn’t thought about it much and had come to terms with being continually associated with the dopey Jack Dawson. “I’m not haunted by it, but it certainly follows me,” he said. “I’ve been to the Amazon, and people with no clothes on, and I’m not exaggerating, know about that film. I’ve accepted it.”
This one goes out to everyone who everyone who proudly claims, “I’ve never even seen Titanic!” Get with the program.